Chapter 1

Fresh
 * 1) Bob and Larry were sitting on the counter one day
 * 2) and they were like
 * 3) this  Christian stuff is shit 
 * 4) so uh
 * 5) they went around killing all of the vegetables
 * 6) then  Veggie entered their hearts 
 * 7) and was like
 * 8) stfu
 * 9) so they stopped and Veggie was like
 * 10) you aren’t one with me yet tho
 * 11) and they were like
 * 12) wtf how
 * 13) then Veggie was like
 * 14) you need to be Catholic to be one with Veggie
 * 15) then they were like
 * 16) ok
 * 17) but then Veggie said
 * 18) it’s the Veggie version
 * 19) and they were all like
 * 20) oh shit sweet
 * 21) also Veggie said
 * 22) no swearing
 * 23) then they were like
 * 24) darn
 * 25) 5 months later
 * 26) Bob and Larry were still cleaning up their massacre
 * 27) then Veggie came out of Bob’s anus and said
 * 28) how’s its going?
 * 29) Bob was scared and aroused at the same time
 * 30) Veggie was all like
 * 31) dude wtf that shit’s gay
 * 32) Larry said
 * 33) dude no swearing
 * 34) Veggie was all like
 * 35) bitch I do what I want
 * 36) Bob was all like
 * 37) ok im not  gay  anymore
 * 38) but he was and  that’s a sin 
 * 39) so Bob and Larry snuck away and they were just talking
 * 40) and Bob was like
 * 41) heck dude you’re thicc
 * 42) Larry was all like
 * 43) yeah you too
 * 44) then they fucked for exactly 4 hours
 * 45) then Veggie came out of Bob’s dick and was like
 * 46) NIGGA
 * 47) so he  sent them to the pit of fire 
 * 48) 3 hours later
 * 49) Bob and Larry where crying and screaming
 * 50) and Veggie was all like
 * 51) damn this shit is annoying
 * 52) so Veggie said
 * 53) if you repent you can be veggies again
 * 54) but they didn’t know what repent meant because they were faggots
 * 55) 2 minutes later
 * 56) they eventually figured out what it meant and repented
 * 57) so Veggie said
 * 58) good lol
 * 59) Veggie also said
 * 60) also  you’re fruits and you can only be veggies 
 * 61) so  they identified as veggies  from that point on